Love Your Vagina Song

Okay, bitches, it’s time for what I like to call, Confessions with your Drunk Aunt Shirley.  Hot.  I meant, “hot.”  Whatever.

Okay, Frida told me this video’s all about empowering the vagina and “educación feminisisima” or someshit.  I didn’t get it, but — confession time — I do know that I’m not the encyclopedia o’ innuendo I thought I was.”Love Your Vagina” is a treasure chest [chest, hehe] overflowing with booty [ha!], a la golden snatchphrases I never knew existed.  Honestly, this nugget’s restored my faith in humanity; who the fuck knew there were other people out there more creative and more loving of their vaginas than this bitch right here?

And, the ultimate plus side to this: my arsenal of Words that Make Lucille Uncomfortable has grown tenfold.

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Shirley's surly and revels in lowbrow humor involving drinking, swearing or sex. Are you a Shirley?

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