Top 22 Reasons We Should All Aspire to Be More Like Kenneth Parcell

1. He’s a real good sex person.

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2. He’s generous, and always knows exactly what you want and exactly when you want it.

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3. He’s loving.

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4. He stays healthy.

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5. He sees the magic in everything.

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6. Everybody wants a piece of him.

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7. He loves TV THAT much.

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8. He’s comfortable with his body and dances like big-time suga daddies are watching.

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9. He knows how to use a freeze-frame air-punch.

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10. He’s modest.

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11. He’s not afraid of asking the hard questions everyone’s secretly thinking about.

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12. He’s bilingual.

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13. He always nices what he says.

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14. Real men aren’t afraid to cry.

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15. His zeal for everything.

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16. He is hyper-aware of innuendo.

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17. He doesn’t trifle with haters.

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18. He’s a cheap date.

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19. The only drugs he needs are love and caffeine.

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20. He knows his strengths.

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21. He’s proof good things happen to good people.

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22. He is immortal.

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Vickie Toro

Hi, friend! I'm Vickie Toro. I'm the lesbian in Lesbros, the creator and one of the writers of BAMF Girls Club, and the Frumpy Girl who commiserates with your Style Ineptness. I'm a Potterhead, water-dancer, and overall TV junky. Also sports movies make me cry.

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