Top 10: White Pants

While social conventions rigidly state, “NO WHITE PANTS after Labor Day,” who are the intrepid individuals who can get away with the ultimate fashion faux pas?

1.  Sailors.
2.  Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.polarbear4-3-05
3.  Girls (just before puberty).
4.  P. Diddy (on a boat)
5.  Yeti.
6.  Tanned girls in clubs in Miami.
7.  Everyone in Miami.
8.  Polar bears.
9.  Gay men.
10.  Ghosts.

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