Top 10: Things to Avoid While High
Some things should be put off until one is not quite so stoney:
1) Kaleidoscopes
2) Political office
3) Taxes
4) Deep sea oil drilling
5) Performing micro-surgery
6) Planking
7) Treadmills
8) Alligators
9) Marriage
10) Choppy Winds
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Thanks for this, next time I get high I’m definitely going to avoid #4 and #5…