Things in the Air Other than Love

Love it’s not the only thing in the air!

The air we breathe is made up of many things. Who knew?! Obviously, it’s made up of a load of oxygen, but what else is in there? According to some science peeps there is 1% that is made of unknown particles. We’ve heard “Love is in the air” but if we look close enough what else could be all up in there floating round?

Let’s check it out!

Sneezes

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Lets be honest, sometimes those uncontrollable sneezes just sneak up on us and you can’t control who is victim to the “spew zone”. Once a sneeze escapes the prison of your nose and mouth where does it go? The air! Snot rockets blasting off into the atmosphere everywhere!

Superman

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It’s a bird. No, it’s a plane. No, it’s Superman!! Flying around saving damsels in distress, Superman uses the airwaves to strut his stuff across the universe. Well actually, there isn’t any air outside of our atmosphere, so I guess Superman only kind of uses air here on earth. Meh still counts!

Popcorn

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Walk into a movie theater and BAM popcorn particles to the face! Popcorn scent is a dirty temptress to our nostrils and once it gets poppin’, there is no stopping that craving. It also floats well in the air when attempting to impress friends by tossing buttery goodness across the room into your bros mouth. Always a win.

Dinosaur Farts

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Really how do you think cavemen knew how to light the first fire? With the help of their pyro dino friends! There were tons on dinosaurs in the prehistoric days and do you think those timeless toots are still around? You bet they are! So you can count on the fact that there are still some saturated skid marks floating around in the air. Maybe that’s how exSTINKtion came about…

We do know that one thing is for sure: Jordin Sparks can’t live, can’t breathe, with no air.

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Brooke is a batman fanatic, a "Hog Me Tender" professional BBQ team member, and is successful at making more sound effects while having a conversation then words. Growing up with two younger brothers she learned to always check the toilet seat, how to build forts out of boxes, and got six pack abs by laughing. Spending most of her California life in the Northern Bay Area she was able to work in various places that came with unique stories and experiences. Brooke's professional career has included giving candy tours, making wall paper from scratch, finding Nemo... for 8 hours a day, and calling a certain set of wild animals and their trainers her best friends. She gets her giggles and snappy comebacks from her mother and badass creative skills from her father. She is a true believer that whole hearted laughing fits will cure cancer and that world peace is not just for Miss America franchises. When Brooke grows up she would like to be apart of a children's show TV production, and learn how to fly without a cape. While in hot pursuit of her BA at California State Northridge she still finds time to burn desserts and go on wild adventures in her Smart Car she named "Carma Quinn". Someday Brooke will learn how to bake.

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