We now enter the here-to-fore occult world of … THE MEN’S MAGAZINE SEX SURVEY!
1. White Men Can’t Jump?
Caucasians bring up the rear in satisfaction with their sex lives, followed by African-Americans, and standing on the gold medal pedestal for loving to bone are Asian-Americans! 2. It’s OK to be Gay!
While only 2% of African-Americans said they were homosexual, Asian-Americans are five times as likely, at 11%. Props to the Eastern mindset for being far more open and accepting to other sexualities than most Western cultures. It’s more than likely George Takei‘s doing.
3. On the down-low
14% of married men had had at least one sexual encounter with another man (with 8% reporting they’ve had multiple encounters.)
4. More fingerwork needed
When asked what they’d like to do more of during foreplay, while “stimulating her breasts” and “cunnilingus” scored a competitive 25% and 24%, respectively, the little man in the boat ran away with it, with 30% of respondents choosing “stimulating her clitoris with your finger(s).”
5. I’ll have the salad, please. Extra tossed.
African-American men looove rimjobs! (20% want more, compared to the average of 11%)
6. A little juggling?
Only men in their 30s admitted preferring ball play to fellatio. And over half of the respondents have received road head — and loved it! Safety be damned, more ambulatory blow jobs!
7. Maybe there’s a switch in there?
Men who have had a finger up the rectum are more likely to not believe in lifelong monogamy.
8. Sexual Position Preference by Decade!
20s — Girl on top
30s — Doggy style
40s — Girl on top (wants more!)
50s — Missionary (tired, meh.)
9. The Five-Finger Work Out
27% of guys watch porn at least once a week. What do we watch? 48% prefer boy-girl scenes.
10. Wanna go again?
40% of those surveyed said they need an hour or so before they’re ready for round 2, and 31% are DTF in 15 minutes or less!
Stay tuned for more from the 2012 Esquire Sex Survey!
Note on methodology: Survey was conducted between 1/23/2012 and 1/25/2012 with 522 male respondents, aged 21 to 59, balanced to U.S. population of men within this age group.
