The Cheeky Song

Even being a little drunk and high, I couldn’t make it through this video.  “Touch my bum.  This is Life.”  An actual quote from this video. Let me get to the real reason I hate this video.  NOTHING freaks me out more than identical twins.  I’m telling you, they are a birth defect.  Just like gingers, which is exactly why I ODed after watching “The Parent Trap.”  Identical twin gingers?!  F*ckin’ come on.

This is the problem with the internet, everyone thinks that they are talented.  Just ’cause you’ve got a nice ass, a video camera and shiny hot pants, doesn’t mean you’re a star.  In order to make life in this world more bearable, I have created a drinking game for, well, everything.

Here are the rules for “The Cheeky Song” drinking game:

1)  Every time there is a close-up of an ass, take a shot.
2)  Every time you see men wearing MC Hammer pants, take a shot.
3) Every time they say the word “cheeky,” take a shot.
4) Every time you see yourself in this video, punch yourself.

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Shirley's surly and revels in lowbrow humor involving drinking, swearing or sex. Are you a Shirley?

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2 comments

  1. Talia Koren

    Firstly, I’m glad I didn’t play that drinking game because I’d probably get alcohol poisoning before they brought out the bubble guns. (Bubble guns?!) Secondly, one thing that wasn’t mentioned: having a nice ass doesn’t make up for having bad teeth. (I know I’d choose straight teeth over a nice ass)

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