Recently, Hollywood has gone ape-sh*t over trying to make Classical Literature accessible to the very dumbest audience members: case in point, "Gnomeo and Juliet." Let's look at some other classic romance stories that are currently being made "better" by Hollywood. 10) Upper East-Side StoryIt's forbidden love in New York among prep school attendees! When rich heiress Maria Lombard of the Hampton Lombards falls for Walter Samuelson III of the Connecticut Samuelsons, their rich friends and rich families worry they aren't rich enough for each other. Then they go shopping! It's just like "Gossip Girl!"