"Launch Party" Don't lie to yourself, Betty. Sugar is war!
In which Shirley professes her love of the sea.
In which Lucille talks about her love of scary movies.
"New Office" Maniture. It's the new thing.
Aries [Mar. 21 - Apr. 19]: Your moral compass has been way out of whack recently: the sexy guy you've been macking on is like a really powerful magnet messing with your judgment, so it appears that you're going to do a lot more effed up stuff before you get your mind right. When in doubt, look for your North Star... aka, avoiding jail.
"New Assistant" He didn't have enough agency experience.
"The Fight" Fart jokes are universal, but dick jokes can only be enjoyed by men.
""This or That?" The Divas take a comedy survey. Which is funnier?
In which Shirley discovers her new best friend.
"The Cold War" Lucille and Shirley wage an epic battle over the air conditioning.
Pisces [Feb. 19 - Mar. 20]: Mercury is in retrograde and will be in conjunct with Uranus for most of the month. That means they're totally gonna put the kibosh on that 30-day bender you do every leap year by reminding you that there's no valid excuse for a month of blackout. Killjoys.
"Research" The Divas do comedy research to prepare for Comediva's launch.
In which Shirley has severe difficulties with technology.
Shirley Wench reminisces about good times.
Aquarius [Jan. 20 - Feb. 18]: Keep running this month: it's only when you stop that you'll find something to worry about. Namely the shirtless man who's been drunkenly chasing you. (Also, maybe invest in a Taser. They're also HILARIOUS for office pranks.)
At last, Shirley Wench has found her drunk karaoke song of choice. Again.
Here's to loving your vagina! Er, you know what we mean...
Sagittarius [Nov. 22 - Dec. 21]: You were born with impressive creative skills, which is lucky, since you forgot to get your sister a present. What thoughtful token of affection are you gonna make with the contents of the guest bathroom this time, MacGyver?
Sagittarius [Nov. 22 - Dec. 21]: All you need is love. And a 20 for a cab when you wake up God knows where after gettin' that love.
Shirley takes Joyful Julie's words to heart, and finds a way to release some of her pent-up aggression.
