Men In Black III
Played with: Blue Moon
1. Every time someone gets the flashy memory thing, chug a bottle. Soon you won’t remember a thing either!
2. Similarly, have a beer every time you forget you’re watching Josh Brolin instead of Tommy Lee Jones.
3. Take a drink every time you think to yourself, “This time travel shit doesn’t really add up.” Go slow, you’ll be thinking that a lot.
Dark Knight Rises
Played with: Bacardi Rum
1. Take a shot whenever someone flashes the bat signal.
2. Any time Batman’s growly voice makes you inadvertently laugh, take a shot.
3. Call out, “We miss you, Heath!” and take a shot whenever the mood strikes. This is bound to be often, considering that we really do miss you, Heath!
Madagascar 3
Played with: jungle juice
1. Every time you find yourself thinking you’d enjoy the awesome visuals and kiddie jokes more if you were fucked up, go ahead and take a drink. It only makes sense, right?
2. Take a swig every time a parent gives you a dirty look for drinking in the theater.
3. Chug the jungle juice when you get to the afro circus bit — you know, the one that you’ve only seen a million times in commercials. You’ll need it to get through this bit.
The Expendables
Played with: Beefeater Gin
1. Take a shot every time someone gets shot.
2. Every time something explodes, make your own variation of a Flaming Dr. Pepper (you’ll need a little help from the concession stand).
3. Take a shot every time someone in the theater makes a Chuck Norris joke.
Piranha 3DD
Played with: Kraken Rum
1. If they’re drinking on screen, you better be drinking in your seat.
2. Take a shot every time someone dies — don’t forget to spill a little for the fallen homies.
3. Do a double shot every time you see a set of twins (the boobie kind).
Hey there, tipsy ladies, what other summer movie drinking games should make the list?
