Imagine a love-making session so bewitching that your nose twitches! Or a romantic rendezvous so enchanting that you turn into a newt! Such extraordinary kinks can only happen if your bed-mate is of the magical persuasion. Popular media has given us a multitude of sorcerers, witches, wizards, conjurers, and magicians, but which are the sexiest?
That form-fitting little black dress, that pea-soup shade of green skin, that daring hat! Oh-la-la, Elphaba! No, that’s not a broom in my pants.
Willow Ufgood
You can keep your Tyrion Lannister (nah, I love him, too), I’ll have a second helping of everyone’s favorite Nelwyn amateur conjurer! Brave, resourceful, a family man, and rocking the sexiest head of hair since Albert Einstein, I’ll take the Peck.
Merlin
The O.G. Mack Daddy Wizard. I wonder if it’s true what they say about long beards… If Merlin’s magnetism has left you unable to stand up and maintain your dignity, take a moment and enjoy the mesmerizing animated gif!
The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull from He-Man
She has her own castle AND she wears a helmet that looks like a pretty bird. That’s hot. Plus, she’s not afraid to show some leg. Check out that Angelina pose! By the Power of Grayskull, it’s time to bone!
Gandalf from Lord of the Rings
Battlemage extraordinaire, bane of Sauron, smoker of the Hobbit’s weed, the only guy who can pull off the pointy hat look (sorry, Merlin!), immortal, brilliant, incredibly powerful, damn sexy. Wow, what a piece of ass.
Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty
Ruthless and diabolical, Disney’s version of the evil fairy godmother is one hot tamale. Don’t “forget” to invite her to any soirees! Unexpected Bonus: Dragon sex.
Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
From introverted high school geek to ultra-powerful lesbian witch. Sometimes goofy, sometimes dangerous, and always hot! Just don’t piss her off. She’s been known to skin folks when under duress.
Elphaba, Wicked Witch of the West
That form-fitting little black dress, that pea-soup shade of green skin, that daring hat! Oh-la-la, Elphaba! No, that’s not a broom in my pants.
Willow Ufgood
You can keep your Tyrion Lannister (nah, I love him, too), I’ll have a second helping of everyone’s favorite Nelwyn amateur conjurer! Brave, resourceful, a family man, and rocking the sexiest head of hair since Albert Einstein, I’ll take the Peck.
Merlin
The O.G. Mack Daddy Wizard. I wonder if it’s true what they say about long beards… If Merlin’s magnetism has left you unable to stand up and maintain your dignity, take a moment and enjoy the mesmerizing animated gif!
The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull from He-Man
She has her own castle AND she wears a helmet that looks like a pretty bird. That’s hot. Plus, she’s not afraid to show some leg. Check out that Angelina pose! By the Power of Grayskull, it’s time to bone!
Gandalf from Lord of the Rings
Battlemage extraordinaire, bane of Sauron, smoker of the Hobbit’s weed, the only guy who can pull off the pointy hat look (sorry, Merlin!), immortal, brilliant, incredibly powerful, damn sexy. Wow, what a piece of ass.
Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty
Ruthless and diabolical, Disney’s version of the evil fairy godmother is one hot tamale. Don’t “forget” to invite her to any soirees! Unexpected Bonus: Dragon sex.
Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
From introverted high school geek to ultra-powerful lesbian witch. Sometimes goofy, sometimes dangerous, and always hot! Just don’t piss her off. She’s been known to skin folks when under duress.
Honorable Mention:
Madame Olympe Maxime from the Harry Potter series
If she’s good enough for Hagrid, she’s good enough for me.
