Archeologist’s Note: It’s no surprise that the Greeks, who brought us theatre and drama, also pioneered the art of complaining about sex over fruity drinks! One of the most popular forms of entertainment in ancient Greece, this vase clearly shows a typical gathering with the single ladies at the bottom while on top warriors prepare to slaughter the unclean women as a sacrifice to the gods, as was traditional.
Archeologist’s Note: The decadent last days of Rome weren’t just for corpulent male citizens to enjoy, as this painting of the infamous “Orgy Like It’s 19 AD” event shows. Hosted by the “Fabvlovs Fovr,” this is an incredibly important find as previously we only had second-hand historical accounts of the orgy, which literally climaxed minutes before the Vandals overran the city and burned everyone alive.
Archeologist’s Note: This 11th century tapestry, “The Hunting Of The Shameless Whores,” gives us an absolutely vital clue about the role 30-year-old women played in medieval hunting culture as these Dark Age fashionistas try to outrun a peasant stoning party.
Archeologist’s Note: This work from a famed Salem witch trial painter was thought lost for years, but it’s re-discovery has helped historians firmly establish that young or old, fashion-forward or fashion-victim, if you told your girlfriends you slept with the pastor you were definitely getting accused of witchcraft.
Archeologist’s Note: Found at the Lascaux Caves in Southern France, the discovery of these primitive etchings are vital in proving that, even in Paleolithic times, someone was always a Samantha.
