Listen up, purveyors of adult sundries. We've got more than a few million-dollar ideas for sci-fi inspired geeky gadgets for the bedroom! Just think of all those die-hard fangirls and boys out there who wanna get down with their partner sci-fi style. What if they could use naughtily-altered props from their favorite shows during the nerdy nasty?
Doctor Who's Sonic Screwdriver Vibrator
Imagine all the horny Whovians out there pining for their very own Doctor. Give 'em the next best thing. A sonic screw[driver].
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Cupid Crystals Aphrodisiac
Potterheads won't be able to resist an actual love potion that totally works! (Especially if it comes packaged in a box from 93 Diagon Alley!) Packaging is everything, after all.
Warehouse 13 Tesla Hot Oil Dispenser
Act out all your Claudia, Myka, and Pete fantasies with your very own sexytime-oil-shooting Tesla. Imagine all the risque artifacts you'll discover on your mission to Pleasuretown!
Star Trek Phaser Sensual Massager
Set phasers to "Oh yeah, don't stop!"
Men in Black Neuralizing Dildo
Now you don't have to wipe your memory, you can just wipe away the stress of a hard day, all while fantasizing about Will Smith. Use a nice, floppy dildo decorated as agent J's neuralizer to forget all your anxiety. Here come the men in black.
Latex Catsuit Bondage Suit
Got a latex fetish? Love Batman? Hop into a latex catsuit and role-play while engaging in some light BDSM. To the Batcave!
Lord of the Rings Stimulating Cock Ring
Make your precious ready for her hobbit hole.
True Blood Lube
It's regular lube -but red- and dispensed from an "authentic" True Blood bottle. It also comes in tingling varieties ranging from "Bon Temps Tango" and "Merlotte's to Trot," to the seven alarm "Fangtasia Fuego!"
Buffy's Mr. Pointy Stake Vibrator
Kill off sexual angst with a replica stake made from a limited edition Sunnydale-grade plastic.
Battlestar Galactica Eight-Sided Rose Petals
This geeky accessory is for the romantic wannabe Raptor pilot who wants to decorate her bed in a style that says "OOOOOOH say we all."
Fox Mulder's FBI Fuzzy Handcuffs
Remember that episode where Mulder busted out his leopard print handcuffs to detain that little green man? We do. Now, so can you.
Doctor Who's Sonic Screwdriver Vibrator
Imagine all the horny Whovians out there pining for their very own Doctor. Give 'em the next best thing. A sonic screw[driver].
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Cupid Crystals Aphrodisiac
Potterheads won't be able to resist an actual love potion that totally works! (Especially if it comes packaged in a box from 93 Diagon Alley!) Packaging is everything, after all.
Warehouse 13 Tesla Hot Oil Dispenser
Act out all your Claudia, Myka, and Pete fantasies with your very own sexytime-oil-shooting Tesla. Imagine all the risque artifacts you'll discover on your mission to Pleasuretown!
Star Trek Phaser Sensual Massager
Set phasers to "Oh yeah, don't stop!"
Men in Black Neuralizing Dildo
Now you don't have to wipe your memory, you can just wipe away the stress of a hard day, all while fantasizing about Will Smith. Use a nice, floppy dildo decorated as agent J's neuralizer to forget all your anxiety. Here come the men in black.
Latex Catsuit Bondage Suit
Got a latex fetish? Love Batman? Hop into a latex catsuit and role-play while engaging in some light BDSM. To the Batcave!
Lord of the Rings Stimulating Cock Ring
Make your precious ready for her hobbit hole.
True Blood Lube
It's regular lube -but red- and dispensed from an "authentic" True Blood bottle. It also comes in tingling varieties ranging from "Bon Temps Tango" and "Merlotte's to Trot," to the seven alarm "Fangtasia Fuego!"
Buffy's Mr. Pointy Stake Vibrator
Kill off sexual angst with a replica stake made from a limited edition Sunnydale-grade plastic.
Battlestar Galactica Eight-Sided Rose Petals
This geeky accessory is for the romantic wannabe Raptor pilot who wants to decorate her bed in a style that says "OOOOOOH say we all."
Fox Mulder's FBI Fuzzy Handcuffs
Remember that episode where Mulder busted out his leopard print handcuffs to detain that little green man? We do. Now, so can you.
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