Rejected Nancy Drew Mysteries

Nancy Drew, everyone’s favorite amateur teen investigator, paved the way for smart, sleuthy teens like Veronica Mars and Hillary Rodham Clinton.  After 90 years, 85 languages, 80 million books sold, and a number of rewrites to eliminate racist stereotypes and give ol’ Nancy a cell phone, the gal’s been through a lot.  But not every mystery could make the cut; some plotlines were deemed too lascivious for the YA audience.  Here are a few of those mysteries.

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Rejected Nancy Drew Bio Clock

Thanks to our fan Captain Tightpants for submitting this one!

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Why hello there! I’m Suzy Pasqualetto, Comediva’s Production Coordinator and go-to gal for all our fellow funnygirls! Around the office, you’re likely to see me coordinating meetings, organizing like a mofo, and eating all of the hummus. I’m a big fan of animals, boys with lots of tattoos, good films, and sh*tty television. Follow me @UghNotSuzy

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