Real Housewives Pick-Up Lines

Confession: there are a few of us here at Comediva who have a burning Real Housewives addiction. If you’re a Bravoholic, (we’re looking at you, Eddie Redmayne!) then you know the kind. You aspire to give a good read like Nene, or snore like Vicki when your friends bore you.  Every time you’re in the wine section, you keep an eye out for Ramona Pinot Grigio. You daydream about trekking to Beverly Hills just to eat at Sur or Villa Blanca or PUMP, all in hopes of running into Lisa Vanderpump, or someone from the Vanderpump Rules cast.  RHOC, RHONY, RHOA, RHONJ, RHOBH, we’ll take them all!  If you didn’t recognize any of the references in these last few sentences, you best stop reading now.

…But if you did, then you’re in the right place.

We’ve tackled everything from Star Wars to Downton Abbey with our “Cheesy Pick-Up Lines” series, but this is our first foray into reality.  So why not take on the juggernaut, the Real Housewives franchise that we love so much?  And in the spirit of all things Bravo, they are punny, cheesetastic, and quotable.  (We hope Andy and the WWHL writers would be proud of our punning, for sure!)  A few of them might even make a decent Real Housewives tagline, lol!

So if you’re trying to seduce a Bravoholic, drop one of these gems on them, and at the very least, you’re sure to find yourself as a new Friend of the Housewives.

Enjoy these Real Housewives Pick-Up Lines!

Real Housewives Pick-Up Lines

Real Housewives Pick-Up Lines

Real Housewives Pick-Up Lines

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-4-Teresa-Giudice

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-5-Lisa-Vanderpump

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-6-Aviva

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-7-Kim-Zolciak

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-8-Caroline

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-9-Brandi

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-10-Sonja

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-11-Phaedra

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-12-Melissa

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-13-Yolanda

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-14-Heather-Dubrow

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-15-Carole

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-16-Kandi

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-17-Jacqueline

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-18-Kyle

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-19-Heather-Thomson

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-20-Kenya

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-21-Dina

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-22-Kim-Richards

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-23-Bethenny

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-24-Porsha

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-25-Lisa-Rinna

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-26-Shannon

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-27-Kristen-Taekman

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-28-Claudia

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-29-Kathy

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-30-Eileen

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-31-Luann

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-32-Cynthia

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-33-twins

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-34-Alex-McCord

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-35-Tamra

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-36-Demetria

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-37-Jill-Zarin

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-38-Amber

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-39-Kelly

Real-Housewives-PU-Lines-40-Sheree

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