In order to get maximum sexytime out of your True Blood-inspired dreams, we’ve come up with this hot and handy quiz to tell you which duo you should get down and Transylvania-dirty with.
1. What’s your menu of choice when watching True Blood?
a) Bacon-wrapped filet mignon.
b) Absolut Vodka martinis, big ol’ meatballs, and something sticky for dessert.
c) Beer!
d) A big tub of Blue Bell ice cream.
e) Comfort food and maybe a cosmo.
2. Complete this sentence. “I like to ___________ while ___________”
a) Imagine what it’s like to be a bird, listening to relaxing music.
b) Engage in bondage practices, having sex.
c) Chill with my friends, learning new things.
d) Ignore sexual tension, hanging with my BFF.
e) Be fabulous, being fabulous.
3. Do you like animals?
a) I love animals so much. They’re so cute and cuddly and fun!
b) Mmm. Red Meat.
c) I’ve always wanted a golden retriever.
d) Dogs are man’s best friends.
e) They can be lot of hassle.
4. Describe an ideal date.
a) A group date.
b) A trip to the museum to see the ancient Swedish bloodletting exhibit.
c) A wild college party
d) Girls’ night out.
e) Sunday brunch followed by Sinful Sundays 2-4-1 drinks at a gay bar.
5. What do you do after watching True Blood?
a) Curl up in bed with my sexy other half.
b) Hit the club scene. Lets RAGE!
c) Find an after party. Who’s got beer?
d) Call my BFF to discuss the episode in detail. For hours. While giggling.
e) Get a little high. Watch some porn. See what happens next, biatch.
6. What frightens you?
a) Going to the doctor or dentist.
b) Not a lot scares me.
c) Becoming a loser.
d) Dying alone.
e) Super AIDS.
7. Do you enjoy traveling to exotic, primitive, potentially dangerous locations?
a) Only if I have the right vaccinations.
b) All the time!
c) I’m more of a homebody. Malaria sounds awful.
d) If I go with a friend, maybe.
e) Hell to the no.
Scroll down for results…!
Mostly As: Luna and Sam
You’re cute. You’re cuddly. You’re hella fierce. You should hop in the sack with sultry shifters Luna and Sam. Yowza.
Mostly Bs: Eric and Pam
Dang, you’re quite the naughty minx! Eric and Pam are the vamps for you. Be prepared for a wild night, you sexy fangbanger, you.
Mostly Cs: Jessica and Jason
You have simple, but select tastes that have matured like fine cheese. You desire the beautiful things in life, but your ‘no muss, no fuss’ attitude dictates that overly complicated, ancient vampires and unpredictable werewolves are not your style in the sack. Prepare to get freaky with Bon Temps’ sexiest young duo! Yeehaw!
Mostly Ds: Tara and Sookie
Face it: Guys are overrated and you’ve always wondered what it’d be like to steal a kiss (or more) from your best gal pal… Test the Sapphic waters with a sexy dream about Tara and Sookie. Watch out for fangs and fairy wings!
Mostly Es: Lafayette and Steve Newlin
Why, hello, hotness. Like the devil-may-care Lafayette and the ever-evolving Steve Newlin, it’s very hard to put you in a box. One day you feel like screwing a vamp, the next you want to go to church. Go for the Lafayette/Newlin combo; They’re like fire and ice. Naughty and nice. Crazy cultist and wise witch. Just like on True Blood — with these two — anything is possible. Anything.
