1) You walk into a tavern. What do you order?
a) Something to wash down all this Yorkshire pudding.
b) A tub full of champagne. Enough to get a flightless circus elephant drunk.
c) I can’t decide between a Dogfish IPA and something with more bite.
d) Something warm…
e) Do they card here? I’ll take a cappuccino.
a) Crikey. It’s aces!
b) Are we talking like magic carpet rides? ‘Cause I love those.
c) I love the way the world looks from the treetops.
d) Meh. I can take it or leave it. I’ve got too much stuff to do here.
e) I don’t get out of the city much. When I do, I take the bus.
3) Describe your best friend.
a) I have a couple of best friends.
b) All of my closest friends are animals.
c) I don’t have friends. I can’t blame them; I’m pretty awful.
d) Trust me, you don’t want to mess with my best friend.
e) Lesbians make the best friends.
4) Describe your ideal vacation.
a) I’ve always wanted to see Big Ben and the Scottish Lochs.
b) I think my honeymoon will be the perfect vacation.
c) Somewhere in South America. I’ve always wanted to play chess somewhere in South America.
d) Maybe Scandinavia?
e) My last vacation was heavenly.
5) Do you like animals?
a) I love all animals! Owls, cats, things with wings that don’t normally have wings…except rats. I loathe rats.
b) I already told you all my best friends are animals. Come to think of it, they are also my tailors and modes of transportation.
c) I love dogs.
d) I love dogs more.
e) Are we talking animals like cute, fluffy puppies? Or animals like She-Mantises? Or animals that play in a band? If so, then yes, no, yes.
6) How do you feel about accents?
a) I swoon whenever I hear a British accent.
b) Sometimes I like accents. Sometimes I don’t. What I really like is a guy with broad shoulders and a super strong jawline.
c) British accents are OK — but a subtle Quileute accent might be better.
d) Give me that sweet Southern drawl any day!
e) A like a very faint, hundreds-of-years-old Irish accent.
7) Do you like to read?
a) I love books. Especially old books. The older the better.
b) Books with pretty, pretty pictures? By golly, I sure do!
c) I spend too much time brooding to read.
d) I haven’t been inside a library since practically the Civil War.
e) I get my friends to read books and then tell me the useful stuff!
If you answered:
Mostly As: Harry Potter
Harry Potter magic is the right brand of sorcery for you. You’re sociable, capable, and self-assured. Conjure up a Butterbeer to celebrate.
Mostly Bs: Disney
Stick with Disney magic, princess. It might be a little while before you dare to tamper with the darker arts.
Mostly Cs: Twilight
For shame. Looks like you’re stuck with Twilight magic. Have fun with that. For shame.
Mostly Ds: True Blood
Hey, you’re kinda badass. True Blood magic is the supernatural stuff for you.
Mostly Es: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You’re snarky. You’re spunky. You’re capable of handling Buffyverse magic just as well as Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself. Nothing magical — no matter how weird or how ancient — scares you! Run along and save the world — a lot.
