Pixel Date Presents: Dating & Cats #3

When I google a guy’s name I met on an online dating site and undesirable results show up:

When he keeps messaging me on an online dating site and I have absolutely NO interest:

If I’m browsing online dating profiles and I get 3 IMs at one time on the site:

YOU’VE JUST INTERRUPTED MY CHI.

When he looks 19 and he ‘says’ he’s 29:

I’m taking you home. To your MOTHER.

When I re-activate my online dating account and realize my profile has a lot of views:

At first I’m like:

Then I realize it’s super slim pickings:

When I accidentally ‘wink’ at a profile:

Me when he goes on about his awesome Fantasy Football team picks in an email:

“…Oh…you chose TOM BRADY?”

How I feel when he ‘favorites’ me and doesn’t send an email first on a dating site:

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Coming from the land of cheese and more cheese, Kat Dudkiewicz (Dud-ka-witz) was raised in Waukesha, WI. She's a die-hard Packers fan, and her Mother was a cheerleader for the Pack in the '60s. Legit proof can be shown upon request. Kat went to University of Minnesota (go Gophs?) where she fell head first into advertising. Coming out of school concussion-free, she now resides in Chicago, IL, and makes you buy things with her passion for crafting ads. A one time and currently aspiring cat-owner, she decided to start Pixel Date: A blog about men, cats, and the Internet....her three favorite things. Makes total sense, right?

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