Oscars 2015 Fashion Review

Alright, here’s an Oscars 2015 Fashion Review made by and for people who don’t really give a crap about fashion.  Enjoy.

1.  Lady Gaga

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Those gloves make me think she’s going to slip me a pill and I’m going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing essential parts of my body.

2.  Emma Stone

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Kelp and baby vomit.  That’s what comes to mind.  I don’t want either on my body.

3.  Chloe Grace Moretz

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There is no empirical evidence the disproves the theory that Chloe cut off her hands before the Oscars.

4.  Scarlett Johansson

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ScarJo learned two very important lessons that night.  Don’t let Macklemore style your hair.  Or let Cthulhu make your necklaces.

5 & 6.  Irina Shayk and Rita Ora

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If you sewed these two dresses together, you still wouldn’t have a dress.

7.  Julianne Moore

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This looks more like a wedding dress knock-off disaster than a wedding dress knock-off disaster.

8.  Solange Knowles

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Solange was worried about anyone else wearing red at the Oscars, so she attempted to use up all the red fabric in existence on her own dress.

9.  Lorelei Linklater

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This dress feels like revenge.

10.  Blanca Blanco

attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California.

Blanca looks like the result of a dog that chewed up a Bratz doll and then got bored.

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