For every great battle throughout time immemorial, lightsabers would have made it even more awesome! Don’t believe it? Just check out these incredible stand-offs, and how much cooler they are knowing that someone’s ass is about to get snap-hissed!
♦♦♦ I see you’ve constructed a new lightsaber. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. ♦♦♦ What’s your midichlorian count, butt-head?! ♦♦♦ I’m gonna mount your bill on my wall, you dethpicable duck! ♦♦♦ Emperor Bill: The Force is strong with this one! Darth Newt: I find your lack of faith disturbing… ♦♦♦ They don’t know he’s got a thermal detonator under his poncho! ♦♦♦ Dinner sucked. ♦♦♦ I love having lightsaber battles in rooms packed with schoolchildren! ♦♦♦ At last, we will reveal ourselves to Dunder-Mifflin. At last, we will have our revenge!