Klingon Style

 

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KlingonEnglish Pronunciation, English

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Oppan Klingon Style

Klingon Style

qavan raHtar. be’ ‘IHqu’ SoH. Qapla’ jay’! Ha’

Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich’khoo soch ka-plaa’ jaay, chaa

I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let’s go!

 

‘Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be’ je. maw’.

Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.

You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.

 

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga’chuq. Qut Ha’ maruch

nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.

What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let’s go. Let’s do this!

 

qaleghneS. Qapla’ jay’!. Qut Ha’ maruch.

ka-lerrj-he-nes ko-plah jay khroot ha’ maa-rootsch

I am honored to see you. F*cking success. Dirty. Let’s go. Yes.

 

wa’ cha’ parmaq Qapla’!

wha cha par-mach ko-plah!

One two romance success

 

tIqwIj Sa’angnIS wa’ cha’ parmaq Qapla’!

tick-widge sha-ang-neesh wha cha par-mach ko-plah

I must show you my heart. One two romance success.

 

tachDaq maghom. tugh. tugh wa’ cha’ parmaq Qapla’!

TACH-dak ma-GHOM toogh. toogh wha cha par-mach ko-plah

We will meet in the cocktail lounge. Soon soon. One two romance success

 

parmaq Qapla’!

par-mach ko-plah

Romance success.

 

Ha’, nItebHa’ romuluSnganpu’!

cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo

Let’s kill some Romulans

 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe’ ‘eH! NO HEY

Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey

Yes Together Hey Let’s go No Hey

 

Ha’, nItebHa’ romuluSnganpu’

cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch

Let’s kill some Romulans together

 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe’ ‘eH! NO HEY

Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey

Yes Together Hey Let’s go No Hey

 

maSwov, ‘ejDo, parmaq, manga’chuq, eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! Qapla’!

ma-swov. edge-do. par-mach je gna-chuck eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ko-plah!

Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

 

Oppan Klingon Style

 

Klingon Style

 

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Klingon Style

 

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Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

 

Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op

 

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

 

tujqu’choH QuQ. Hljol. jIghung. Ha’ maruch

Tooj-koo-chokh-kkhokk khi-JOL. jee-kun.g Ha’ ma-rootsch

The engine is overheating. Beam me aboard. I’m hungry. Let’s go. Let’s do this!

 

jISey. chabDu’. ghem. ‘ejyo’. Sa’Hut, qamuSHa’, HIja

Jee-Say. Chab-du. ghem. Edge-yo sa-hut kam-moo-sha hee-jah

I am excited. Breasts. Midnight snack. Starfleet. Buttocks. I love you. Yes.

 

yIH yIlIgh, be’ yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!

yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!

Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

 

wa’ cha’ parmaq Qapla’!

wha cha par-mach ko-plah!

One two romance success!

 

bIjatlh ‘e’ yImev. yItlhutlh! yIlop! wa’leS chaq maHegh!

bil-lath eh ill-mev ill-thulth ill-op wal-esh check ma-chkeck

Stop talking. Drink. Celebrate! Tomorrow we may die.

 

yItlhutlh! yIlop! Qut Qapla’ jay’!. Qut Ha’ Qapla’

ill-thulth ill-op khroot ko-plah jay khroot ha’ ko-plah

Celebrate. Dirty. F*cking success. Dirty. Let’s go. Success.

 

yIH yIlIgh, be’ yIH yIlIgh. yIruch!

yiich yee-leehrr, be. yiich yee-leehrr. yee-rootsch!

Ride that tribble, lady. Ride that tribble. Do it!

 

parmaq Qapla’!

par-mach ko-plah!

Romance success!

 

Ha’, nItebHa’ romuluSnganpu’

cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo

Let’s kill some Romulans

 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe’ ‘eH! NO HEY

Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey

Yes Together Hey Let’s go No Hey

 

Ha’, nItebHa’ romuluSnganpu’

cha, ni-teb-cha ro-oo-loosch-ngan-poo di-choch

Let’s kill some Romulans

 

HIja DIHoH HEY! ghobe’ ‘eH! NO HEY

Hee-ja DIHoH Hey gobay eh no hey

Yes Together Hey Let’s go No Hey

 

maSwov ‘ejDo parmaq nga’chuqghach je ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! ‘eH! Qapla’!

ma-swov edge-do par-mach ngaa-tschook-hrratsch jeh. eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ko-plah!

Moonlight, starship, romance, and sex. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready. Success!

 

Oppan Klingon Style

 

Klingon Style

 

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

 

Klingon Style

 

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

 

Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

 

Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

 

tlhIngan maH! Qapla’! Ha’ tlhIngan maH!

Klingon mah. Ko-plah! ha’ Klingon mah.

We are Klingons. Success. Let’s go. We are Klingons.

 

Baby baby

 

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, qIb, yuQ

Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook

Planet Warpdrive Pickle Galaxy Planet

 

tlhIngan maH! Qapla Ha’ tlhIngan maH!

Klingon mah. Ko-plah ha’ Klingon mah.

We are Klingons. Success. Let’s go. We are Klingons.

 

Baby baby

 

yuQ, pIvghor, Hurgh, yuQ You know what I’m saying

Yook Piv-kor hurgh kib yook You know what I’m Saying

Planet Warpdrive Pickle Planet! You know what I’m saying.

 

Oppan Klingon Style

 

Eh eh eh eh eh eh

 

Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op Oppan Klingon Style

 

Hey Sexy Lady

 

Op Op Op Op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

 

Oppan Klingon Style

 

Concept, Lyrics & Translation by Kristen Bobst (@thekristeno)

Directed by Emily McGregor (@airhumps)

Produced by Linda Yvette Chavez (@lindayvette)

Executive Producer – Erika Cervantes (@erikacervantes)

Starring:

Ror Morrison as Klingon (@ror1819)

Jenni Stukin as Counselor Deanna Troi

Luis Navarro as Commander William T. Riker (@LuisN1)

Sam Weller as Lt. Commander Data (@CraveSam)

Nikol Davis as Guinan (@SoooRiNIKulous)

Kyle Villalovos as Mini-Spock

Marisha Ray as Dancing Trekkie (@marisha_ray)

Brittany Freeth as Dancing Trekkie (@brittanyfreeth)

Kosha Patel as Dancing Trekkie (@KoshaDelhi)

Sascha Alexander as Dancing Trekkie (@smascha)

Matt Jennings as Dancing Trekkie

Kristen Bobst as Dancing Trekkie

Gira Balisteri as Dancing Trekki

Director of Photography – Blaine Dunkley (tonofbricks.net)

Sound Mix and Vocals by Chris Thomas (soundcloud.com/chris-thomas-composer)

Edited by Erika Cervantes

SFX by Kevin Lipnos (@kevlipnos)

Makeup Artist – Kazu Okada

Adapted Choreography by Linda Yvette Chavez

Production Assistant – Bethany Boles

Very special thanks to our Klingon language expert: Felix Malmenbeck (@loghaD)

Happy 25th Anniversary, “Star Trek: The Next Generation”!

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7 comments

  1. Jamie

    close ! a small budget would have added the finishing touches. did gr8 with what you had though.
    Kyle Villalovos as Mini-Spock created a split to me. either do all adults or all kids, either would be good. no insult intended to Kyle.
    realy needed better tribbles 🙁
    final product had such a small window to please most viewers. would say this curveball hit behind the target – hard to call it a miss, best to say impacted at the wrong range.

  2. CORNEL

    Super ! Thank you for this big job ! I don’t know how many times I’ve looked the video, but every time I found another funny aspect (mostly in the background). Go on further !!! Opa Klingon style. 😉

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