Comediva Pick: I Steal Pets

I’ve been feeling pretty down in the dumps lately ever since Shirley accidentally spilled bourbon all over my favorite Hello Kitty plush throw. Yamama says alcohol is the devil’s juice so naturally I had to dispose of my beloved blanket…sigh…goodbye kitty. So to cheer myself up, I did what I do best – scour the Internet for adorable music videos of kittens and puppies until I’m so overwhelmed by cuteness, I forget what I was upset about in the first place! Works every time!

During my most recent cuteness-overload session, I came across the most magical video I’ve seen in quite some time. The title irked me at first, but the more I watched, the more I thought, “Stealing all the pets WOULD be so much fun!” Haha ooh just joking of course…well, kind of. I mean, the popular people were pretty mean to little Lucille – revenge might be nice – I mean…Boy, I love animals!

Anywho, I think this woman is so brave for admitting her fault (and for using auto-tune), but more importantly, for providing those adorable pets a loving and diverse home where they feel wanted. Seeing how happy and romantically engaged those pets were make me want to have my very own Pet Prom, though I don’t think Skittles would take too kindly to becoming involved with pets who may not be spayed or neutered.


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Lucille adores slapstick, vaudeville, and zany physical humor ... and cute, cuddly cat videos.  Are you a Lucille?

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