6. Try Out Some Sweet Pick-Up Lines
It’s all about gallows humor with Walking Dead fans, (remember when the Talking Dead hashtag was #OneLeggedHershel? Too soon, Chris Hardwick, too soon). So try these out on the sexy guy, gal or zombie next to ya on the couch, and you’ll get more action than Michonne’s katana!
Need more? We’ve got a bunch here.
7. Glenn’s Supply Run
Ahh, the inevitable mid-party beer run. To make it a true Walking Dead activity, you’ll also wanna declare someone the “Glenn” for the night, and send him off to stock up on the necessities…toilet paper, birth control, diapers…it may not sound romantic, but it’s f–king practical, dammit! And there’s nothing more romantic than a man who’ll bring you tampons in an apocalypse!
8. Lori’s on the Phone
Party game! Make sure everyone’s got each other’s digits, and GHOST PRANK CALL THEM!
A few ideas:
– Say you’re the ghost of Lori and you finally found Carl!
– Say you’re the ghost of Shane and
– Say you’re the ghost of Merle, and you have some more racist stuff to say!
– Say you’re the ghost of Andrea, and you finally figured it out: the Governor IS BAD!
– Say you’re the ghost of T-Dog, and…actually, you don’t have too much to say.
9. Target Practice
Party game! Now that everyone’s good and liquored up, (thanks, Carl) it’s time to put those weapons to use and get in some target practice! Shotguns, katanas, revolvers, it’ll all do, and your friends brought them, right? So now, you just need to line up some beer cans in the backyard, and fire away! Too dangerous? Fine, fine. You could always use a Nerf gun, but if you wanna be all safe like that, you could practice on each other. Double-points for headshots! And if you’re squeamish about shooting all your BFFs, just remember, if they turn, you’ll be doing them a favor.
This could be you and your closest friends.
10. Daryl
Remember: we’re all infected, so no one gets out alive. Buuuut…DARYL!
…I’m just gonna leave this here. You’re welcome.
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