4) Bad People Getting Hit By Buses:
Right now, I can think of 5 movie characters I know that were hit by a bus (#ReginaGeorge), and I can think of zero real life people I know that were. Are the bus drivers just way more careful in my neighborhood? All I know is Hollywood promised me more justified vehicular homicide than I’m actually getting.
5) Making Love on the Beach:
This happens in those ridiculously romantic movies that I kind of want my life to be like, but I have yet to find myself getting busy by the ocean. I mean, it can’t be just me, right…oh, it is just me? Fair enough.