4) Bad People Getting Hit By Buses:
Right now, I can think of 5 movie characters I know that were hit by a bus (#ReginaGeorge), and I can think of zero real life people I know that were. Are the bus drivers just way more careful in my neighborhood? All I know is Hollywood promised me more justified vehicular homicide than I’m actually getting.
5) Making Love on the Beach:
This happens in those ridiculously romantic movies that I kind of want my life to be like, but I have yet to find myself getting busy by the ocean. I mean, it can’t be just me, right…oh, it is just me? Fair enough.
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Oh, you Hollywood fiend, you. Here’re 4 actresses who could totally reboot superhero franchises!
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I’ve gathered that this text has intentional comedic undertones, but nevertheless/everthemore:
1. An elementary school classmate of mine looked absolutely stunning without her glasses and with her hair not in a ponytail. Score one for the movies.
2. You do realize the actual purpose of training montages? That the training actually does take time, and that this is just a way of not making an audience watch a month-long movie? If not, I suggest DVDA’s song cleverly titled “Montage”.
3. I’ve actually initiated at least three spontaneous dance sequences myself. At my college. Heh, shows how sane I am, but ah well.
4. As far as buses go I don’t know, but I have seen bad people get their up-and-comings on the road: a drunkard hooligan kid crashing his bike and smearing himself on the pavement (he lived), a reckless driver ramming his car under a trolleybus (he lived), etc/
5. Meh, I’ll give you the sex on the beach thing, but only because I rarely ever go seaside for holidays anymore. And, to quote Anakin Skywalker whilst groaning internally for doing so, “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating…and it gets everywhere”.
Now that I’ve officially killed the buzz, off I go.
Are you a professional troll? I hope not, since you’ve never seen a typo before. But thanks, we fixed it! Kisses!
Are you a professional writer? I hope not since you don’t know the difference in “apart” and “a part.”
My ex said she had sex on the beach, once. (Thankfully before we were dating, cause it was with someone else.)