GLEE Reality Recap

GLEE REALITY
image_rachel-berry-glee Rachel contemplates getting a nose job,
but reconsiders when Mr. Schuester
makes the club perform GaGa’s
“Born this Way.”
Rachel gets plastic surgery during summer
break, misses the first month of school, comes
back saying she had strep throat, and prays
that everyone notices her new nose but that
no one brings it up.
glee-santana Santana, struggling with her sexuality,
and Dave, struggling with his sexuality,
become one another’s beards.
Santana would be off bumping bunnies with
some girl in yearbook, while Dave would remain
hush hush about his homosexuality until college.
Quinn_Glee Quinn and Lauren vie for the title of
Prom Queen. The odds are in Lauren’s
favor, but when she digs up and dishes
out an ugly secret from Quinn’s past,
the tables are tipped in little miss
perfect’s favor.
We can agree that Quinn would be leading this
race for the tiara, but not because Lauren pulled
 a bitch move. Rather, Lauren possesses what
I’d like to call an “unconventional sense of beauty,”
and teenagers can be about as shallow as they come.
chang_glee The club stages an impromptu dance
party in the mall to the tune of Duck
Sauce’s electro-hit “Barbara Streisand.”
The club attempts to throw a rave, but the party
gets shut down by mall security.  Somebody
(my money’s on the toe tappin’ Mike Chang) gets
 busted for ecstasy.
kurt-glee Kurt returns with the help of some
circular tracking shots.
Kurt returns with the help of a restraining
order against Dave.


There you have it, my darling little Gleeks.  That’s the reality check as I see it, taken from the best parts of Glee.  Of course, what is truly the best part of Glee is how it gets everyone talking (and singing).  So, let’s hear it!  How would last night’s episode have played out if it was at your high school?

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2 comments

  1. Nikki!

    I love this! I have a love hate relationship with Glee precisely because of its inconsistency, with both reality and the reality it creates itself. But, like I said, there’s still a little love in there. So, love.

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