Web Creeper of the Week: Christmas Cums Early

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.

Christmas Cums Early
creeper_herpesteve2HerpeSteve:
Hi my name is trevor. I am 20 years old, 6″4, 175 lbs, very nice, white, hazel eyes, 100% std free(and plan on keeping it that way) and i have a big thick 9 inch cock. I last for 30 mins or more every time so i have great stamina. Any ways i would love to dominate you and fuck the shit out of you making you cum numerous times. I am can host. if you have questions feel free to ask. By the way i think your very cute.don’t start all my conversations that way but its blunt and straight to the point

MissAnthropic: Yeah. I would say that’s pretty blunt. Although I am confused as to what exactly about my profile made you think it was okay to send me a perverted message like that. I guess you are just copying and pasting that to as many chicks as possible…..

HerpeSteve: haha yeah it come on little strong but i am really nice guy

MissAnthropic: With a 9 inch wiener…..so you say.

HerpeSteve: yes thats true

HerpeSteve: god gave me huge gift

MissAnthropic:  And hopefully he’s happy with the way you are using your “gift.”

HerpeSteve: well i was taught to play with the cards your delt

MissAnthropic: I hope your gift doesn’t in turn give gifts…that keep on giving.

HerpeSteve: it does, it brings me happiness and it can give other people the same

MissAnthropic: Ew..herpes does not equal happiness.

HerpeSteve: i have never had an std

MissAnthropic: You just said you did.

HerpeSteve: i miss read your text

HerpeSteve: i am 100% clean

MissAnthropic: Uh huh. Says the guy who just propositioned a stranger on the internet. I’m going to have to pass on your herpes and other unknown infections.

HerpeSteve: are you kidding me? Your ugly anyway

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