Game of Thrones Pick-Up Lines

Do you have the game of a Dothraki?  Unlucky in love in Westeros?  Wistful for companionship beyond the Wall?  Drop one of these sweet Game of Thrones Pick-up Lines and you’ll be fending off admirers from the Neck to Qarth!  Never fear, with these witticisms in your scabbard, you’ll be sure to have plenty of options outside of your immediate family (*cough*Lannisters*cough*)!

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Hi! I’m Erika Cervantes. I’m a comedy writer, a Chihuahua mama, a cupcake enthusiast, and most importantly… I keep the team well-sugared with motivational speeches and home-made cookies. Hello! I’m Luis Navarro, and I’m Comediva’s Director of Operations. Also known as, the token manslave. But when they let me out of my manbox, I often write and act in Comediva creations, and I’m the straight guy in Lesbros. I’m also a martial artist, a therapist, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Star Wars expanded universe, and I’m man enough to admit a fondness for unicorns.

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