Boycott: To show the mainstream media that we women no longer want to see any more Facebook “Pokers” on las noticias, we need to boycott any congressman with an unintentionally dirty-sounding name like:
– Georgia Congressman Henry C. Johnson
– New York Congressman Tom Reed
– Florida Congressman Robert Woodall
– Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock
– Iowa Congressman David Loebsack
– Florida Congressman Ted Deutch
– Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings
– House Speaker John Boehner
2. Chocolate Milk
Why: Gente, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again SUGAR IS WAR! And joining the long-term guerra with me this week is The Los Angeles Unified School District. The LAUSD has finally made the decision to stop serving chocolate milk, chicken nuggets, corn dogs and other unhealthy foods to students at public schools. Orale! Another battle won in the war against childhood obesity and chorro [diarrhea] as a result of lactose intolerance! 
Source: realfoodblog.com
Boycott:
– chocolate milk
– strawberry milk
– chicken nuggets
– tater tots
– corn dogs
– ice cream and ice cream pops
– pizza
– hamburgers
– tacos
– french fires
– cupcakes
– cookies
– donuts
– chocolate bars
– nachos
– popcorn
– chips and sour cream
– soda
– birthday cakes
– fruit punch
– lollipops
– cotton candy
– Lucas
– Those little green packages filled with lime-flavored salt
– most, if not all, nostalgic memories from your childhood
3. Comedians 
Source: tvovermind
Why: Recently, comedian Tracy Morgan, went on a vicious homophobic rant against — as my mama calls them — “los gays” in one of his stand-up shows. Tracy Morgan has apologized since, but comedians like Roseanne Barr, Marlon Wayans, and Joan Rivers have all defended el pendejo, citing Tracy’s right to “free speech.”
Hijo de tu madre! — free speech? De deveras?
How much of this homophobia can we take, my fellow gay advocates and my — as my mama likes to call you — “amigos de Juan Gabriel”? [“Friends of Juan Gabriel.”]
Boycott:
– ALL comedians — they have gone too far!
Boycott all jokes. Boycott all laughter. Boycott our hilarious Comediva.com, too!
Disculpa… Sabes que? I’ve gone too far. Let me scale that back un poquitico. Don’t boycott Comediva.com. Que?
Nooo, I’m not saying that because Betty, la jefa of Comediva, is standing over my shoulder right now, grumbling quietly while she crushes a red velvet cupcake in her fist.
[Editor’s Note: Frida would like to take this moment to apologize to the cupcake-loving community for her choice of words. She clearly went too far in asking people to boycott cupcakes in item no. 2. Boycotting cupcakes is never funny under any context.]
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