2. Justin Timberlake
Why: Because SexyBack was my song!
Ay, y no lo puedo creer that Justin is trying to become a serious actor instead of writing a follow up to his kick-ass Future Sex/Love Sounds album! Que no sabes that ever since you left music and started “acting,” Justin, that all the radio plays these days is back-to-back songs by Nicki Minaj? Mira, I’m the queen of political correctness, pero en serio: I am getting tired of that b*tch.
Por favor, Justin, return to your rightful place: right here … in my lap — I mean, the pop charts.
Come back to me, Justin! Source: hollywoodgossip.com
Boycott: Any movie Justin Timberlake is in, like:
– Friends With Benefits
– Bad Teacher
– The Social Network
– The Love Guru
– Shrek The Third
– Southland Tales
– Alpha Dog
– Yogi Bear (He was in Yogi Bear? Hijo de la chingada! See what I mean? This shit’s gone way too far.)
3. Having A Bad Day
Why: Psicologos from the University of Michigan have conducted an estudio that suggest that people who are optimistic are less likely to suffer from a stroke. Hermanas, that means that for our health, and to prevent a stroke, we have to boycott what makes us the most negative: bad days!
Source: blogspot.com
Boycott: Anything that will GUARANTEE that you will have a bad day, como:
– Getting gum stuck in your hair.
– Spilling café on your work clothes first thing en la mañana.
– Spending una hora putting on make up only to have someone tell you afterward: “You look really tired!”
– Finding out that a celebrity known to have led a troubled relación with substance abuse just died because of that troubled relación with substance abuse.
– Getting, pues, really excited about joining Google + only to find out that your friend who raved about Google + was the only one on it.
– Visiting The Huffington Post at any time of the day.
