Frida’s Boycott Roundup – Week of May 23



Boycott:


Using the term “bootylicious” to describe someone’s ass

Any episode of the reality show “Survivor

Putting a ring on it” if you’re engaged

Playing the video game “Halo

Paying your “Bills, Bills, Bills

Saying someone’s name when they ask you to “Say my name

2. Potential Robots From The Future

Why:  As everyone knows by now, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger — or as I like to call him the “cochino-nator” — cheated on his wife, Maria Shriver, with a member of his house staff.  That cabron even hid a love child with this other woman for ten years!  When Arnold disrespected his wife, he disrespected all women of the world!  Since Arnold once played a robot from the future, it makes sense to show our collective rage at his sexist behavior by boycotting all potential robots from the future.terminator

Boycott:
All potential robots from the future like:


Your cellphone

Your Bluetooth device
Your TV

Your GPS Navigation system
 
Your refrigerator 
Your coffee maker
Mitt Romney

3. Playing With Balls

Why:  Recently, Kobe Bryant called a referee “faggot” during a game, prompting a $100,000 fine and a fierce media backlash.  This week, another basketball player was heard using the “F word” against a fanQue pendejadas es esto, gente?  Homophobia must not be tolerated!  The only way to force the NBA to tone down its homophobic rhetoric is to boycott what Kobe Bryant and other basketball players love the most:  playing with balls.kobe

Boycott:


Baseballs
 
Basketballs
 
Footballs
 
Golfballs
 
Foozeballs
 
Ping Pong balls
 
Goofballs
 
Cheeseballs
 
Fried Dough Balls
 
Cinderella-type Balls
 
Eggs (which in Spanish is another word for balls)
 
Ballpoint pens
 
Kick-ball changes when you dance
 
Bollywood Films

4. Hotels

Recently, the head of the International Monetary Fund, Mr. Strauss-Kahn, was arrested for sexually assaulting a hotel worker.  As The New York Times reports, it turns out that housekeepers — who are overwhelmingly women — are often times victims of sexual assault by hotel guests.  And, no lo puedo creer, but it turns out that some hotel managers will discourage these workers from reporting the sexual assault to the authorities because theypitbull believe it will be bad for business.  I can’t believe this type of injusticia exists!

Boycott:

Forgetting about your boyfriend and meeting Pitbull at his hotel room.
Bringing all your girlfriends and meeting Pitbull at his hotel room.

Hotels, Motels, and Holiday Inns


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