Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Drunk Makeup Tutorial

In case you ever wondered how to get pretty while maintaining a mega-buzz, Jenna Marbles knows all the tricks. 
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Finally -- someone to master the art of putting on makeup when you're drunk -- or as I like to call it, "Getting ready for the office".

Let's be honest. This woman is a genius and only increases her brilliance by pounding cups full of "what the f*** ever" and making her face look like an entirely different face... and all this while I've been trying to IMPROVE my face -- who knew!

Thanks to this inebriated tutorial, no more will I drunk stab myself with a makeup brush or use blush as eye shadow -- but if I do, it's okay because as drunk Jenna says, I'm perfect just the way I am... YOU HEAR THAT MOM!?

Really though, it's not very often a video on the Internet can hold my attention for more than a minute before I start losing my buzz, but this I could happily -- I mean drunkenly -- watch for a while. Now excuse me, I have a date with a Mr. Cuervo and need to change my face.

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