What's more, the Doctor is seldom alone on his adventures! His latest companion, Amy Pond, is arguably the most enchanting of the re-launched show's companions, but, alas, her time on the TARDIS is coming to an end very, very soon.
In case Jenna-Louise Coleman's character isn't gay, maybe Doctor Who could pick up one of these ladies for a spin around time and space?

Here are the top ten lesbian actresses who could bring some Sapphic spice to the Whovian universe!
Jane Lynch

Can you imagine Sue Sylvester's alter ego on the TARDIS, travelling though the time-space continuum? She could easily EXTERMINATE some Daleks with her snarky wit.
Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie might be the hottest bisexual actress this side of Raxacoricofallapatorius. Her presence on the TARDIS would certainly make all CatKind purr.
Sara Gilbert

Sara Gilbert pulled off a pretty convincing nerd on The Big Bang Theory. Her reputation with geekdom, combined with her no-nonsense attitude, could provide for some lively antics on Doctor Who.
Portia de Rossi

For a sexier companion, the Eleventh Doctor could choose the very tantalizing Portia de Rossi. Would River Song be jealous?
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

The Doctor enjoys the company of couples, e.g. Rory and Amy. LiLo and SamRo could be the next interstellar duo! We know their love can never die! Just think what a time machine could do for Lindsay's career.
Anna Paquin

Anna Paquin is another toothsome choice. This ravishing bisexual babe could short-circuit a troop of Cybermen with one sultry glance and slay some Sycorax with nothing more than a wink. Hubby Stephen Moyer could cameo; perhaps we haven't seen the last of the Vampires of Venice?
Jodie Foster

If Jodie Foster can catch Hannibal Lecter, she'd be a force to be reckoned with on the TARDIS. Who could be handier to have around in case Prisoner Zero escapes again?
Ellen DeGeneres

Adding Ellen to the TARDIS-Matt Smith-mix might be charisma overload. However, Ellen could out-boogie The Master, in case he resurfaces in a peppy dance number episode.
Cynthia Nixon

The Doctor could benefit from sipping on cosmos with spicy redhead Cynthia Nixon after subjugating some Slitheen. After all, Doctor Who knows all the hot space-gossip.
Tila Tequila

The Doctor could stand to do a little more carousing on the next season of Doctor Who. Just add this bisexual pixie to the mix and the universe becomes one big party.
With any of these lesbian thespians by the Eleventh Doctor's side, this new season of Doctor Who will surely be out of this world.
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