The Sweet |
 Chocolate Bunny |
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Cadbury Creme Egg |
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Squee Factor |
Shaped liked a fluffy bunny. And this one doesn’t poop everywhere and chew on your smutty Twilight novels for shits and giggles when it’s bored. |
The original is a squishy ball of chickness. The girlie colors also make them extra adorable (not a manly navy blue or army green to be seen). |
The weakest contender in this category. However we at Comediva as members of the ovary-toting gender have a special place in our hearts for anything egg-shaped. |
| Nom-Nomness |
Sweet, sweet chocolate. Like your first lover, it’s the one that introduced you to all sorts of pleasures like endorphins and caffeine. Always worth indulging. |
Marshmallows covered in sugar. Perfection. |
The egg white and yolk are molten sugar paste inside of chocolate. How can you not devour the love child of nougat and cocoa. |
| Best Eaten… |
Alone. It’s creepy watching someone decide which piece of the bunny to gnaw on next. |
Slightly toasted. Like any marshmallow product, you can put a stick up its ass and roast it over a fire. |
All year round. If only they were made year round. Damn it. |
| Also Useful For… |
Scaring small children into submission. Co-worker bring her annoying screaming rugrat in again? Bite off a chocolate bunny head and as crumbs dribble down your chin tell the little monster they’re next if they don’t behave. |
Solving duels. Stick two peeps on a plate in the microwave, facing each other with toothpicks in their chests. Nuke the suckers and watch them puff up like balloons. First one to ‘pop’ their opponent wins. |
Attracting Cadbury bunnies. You know you always wanted a clucking rabbit for a pet. Unlike regular bunnies, it won’t eat your still smutty Twilight books. |
So much sugar, so little stomach to stash it all in! I hope the Easter bunny leaves me a million of each in my basket (psst, Mom, hint hint, wink wink). Which treat gives you a sugar-gasm? Cluck, chirp, and thump your vote in the comments below!
Since Cadbury Mini Eggs are not on the list, I suppose I’ll have to go with Creme Eggs. Chocolate bunnies are usually hollow and made with cheapass chocolate. Peeps, although cute, are just fancy but ultimately unsatisfying marshmallows. But one good Creme Egg will knock you on your ass.
Cadbury Eggs. Love em.
Mm, chocolate wins every time for me. But Cadbury eggs have chocolate and creamy deliciousness. So I think those clucking bunnies have it going on.
When I was younger, I was a HUGE fan of peeps. I would even buy the peeps they had for the other holidays, which, in hindsight, seems like overkill.
I was always a personal fan of the insanely large coconut filled, dark chocolate covered Mounds type egg. I don’t know if it was a New Jersey thing, but we had it every year at my Nana’s, and would stash it in the freezer and eat it in slices. For MONTHS.