Hello to all my sexy bitches. What I’ve got for you today is a super sexy pick that has the whole package (and I mean that in whatever way you want me to): a little S & M, a bedroom scene, and a glossary of sexual positions.
The mention of “cuddling” didn’t quite excite me at first, as I usually can’t stand two bodies being smashed together unless their activities result in an orgasm. But this was some kinky cuddling. I know that we’re supposed to feel bad for the guy at the beginning of this video — the poor thing’s inflicted with terrible pain — but I kind of liked it. I also found myself taken with his scrawny figure and grayish complexion. Totally Mark Zuckerberg meets Skeeter Valentine — I think I’ve found my new type!