Hello to all my sexy bitches.  What I’ve got for you today is a super sexy pick that has the whole package (and I mean that in whatever way you want me to): a little S & M, a bedroom scene, and a glossary of sexual positions.

The mention of “cuddling” didn’t quite excite me at first, as I usually can’t stand two bodies being smashed together unless their activities result in an orgasm.  But this was some kinky cuddling.  I know that we’re supposed to feel bad for the guy at the beginning of this video — the poor thing’s inflicted with terrible pain — but I kind of liked it.  I also found myself taken with his scrawny figure and grayish complexion.  Totally Mark Zuckerberg meets Skeeter Valentine — I think I’ve found my new type!

Enjoy, ladies!


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