Shart at a baptism? Yolo.
Send a dirty pic to your boss? …yolo… and unemployed.
Be that red bull dude that free falls from outer space? HELLA YOLO!
The term YOLO, “you only live once” (duh), is a last resort term to excuse yourself from looking like an idiot in random everyday situations.
However, even if you were to survive the close encounter of death that you may inflict upon yourself wouldn’t it be “you are still alive”… YASA?
Whatever reasoning you have to YOLO, it’s still surprising that it took us until mid 2012 to realize that yes we people of earth only live once.
For all of the YOLO non-knowers out there this piece gives you a good idea of what you’ve been missing out on– in song and dance!! This classy cast shows us that eating fro yo or showering with clothes on can all be verifiable YOLO’s. Watching this vid could even be considered a YOLO memento.
We do have to ask ourselves though, who was this genius of the century that decided hmm… you only live once… YOLO! I shall tell my people of this great news!
Not only is this statement abused and overused for many random acts of stupidity but it’s printed on cups, t-shirts, hats, and even tattooed, just incase you forget.
The next time you hear someone yell out YOLO, use this meaning for the acronym instead: You Obviously Lack Originality.
We are all aware that you only live once, but the next time you decide to wear a red cape to go slap a bull, remember, you only die once.
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