Comediva Pick: Batman Can’t Stop Thinking about Sex

Batman can’t stop thinking about sex. And who can blame him?

Batman, the lonely hero who lives in the depths of Gotham, has more on his mind then just fighting crime. I’m sure he gets tired of thinking about fighting off villains all day everyday! Give the poor guy a break! He wears a rubber suit in the name of justice! Let’s face it Alfred can only do so much to keep poor Bruce sane, but there are some other needs that protecting Gotham just can’t fulfill. Sexual needs.

I’m sure we were all curious what had happened between Bruce Wayne and Miranda during “The Dark Knight Rises”. BAM Miranda is the plot twist bad guy in the end, SURPRISE!! That gets you thinking… how “bad” is she really? Maybe she likes that kinky rubber suit fetish thing… or maybe it was just an evil ploy to gain his trust…meh either way Batman found access to her “batcave” for sure!

In this Comediva Pick you can clearly see that Bruce was able to get his “Dark Knight” to “rise” and take Miranda for a ride on his “Batmobile”… or whatever he’s got going on under that utility belt.

Batman shows us his hard on for sex even after he has be penetrated in the ribs by a knife. He just can’t stop thinking about sex!!
Maybe it’s better for Bruce to find the naughty girls to answer his bat calls so that in the end he just has to finish them off…err… well you know what I mean.


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Brooke is a batman fanatic, a "Hog Me Tender" professional BBQ team member, and is successful at making more sound effects while having a conversation then words. Growing up with two younger brothers she learned to always check the toilet seat, how to build forts out of boxes, and got six pack abs by laughing. Spending most of her California life in the Northern Bay Area she was able to work in various places that came with unique stories and experiences. Brooke's professional career has included giving candy tours, making wall paper from scratch, finding Nemo... for 8 hours a day, and calling a certain set of wild animals and their trainers her best friends. She gets her giggles and snappy comebacks from her mother and badass creative skills from her father. She is a true believer that whole hearted laughing fits will cure cancer and that world peace is not just for Miss America franchises. When Brooke grows up she would like to be apart of a children's show TV production, and learn how to fly without a cape. While in hot pursuit of her BA at California State Northridge she still finds time to burn desserts and go on wild adventures in her Smart Car she named "Carma Quinn". Someday Brooke will learn how to bake.

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