Three guesses how the gays in CA are gonna spend Valentine’s Day 2012?!
That said, it seems that all of our homoerotic/homo-snuggling dreams can come true, so below are our Dream Gay Celeb Couples who can now totally tie the knot!
Lady Gaga & Madonna
Provided their pop diva ego statuses don’t get in the way, it’d be every gay’s dream come true.
Lil Wayne & Kanye West
You can only spit rhymes with a man for so long before it develops into something more.
Kristen Bell & Zooey Deschanel
Adorkability overload. Shots of their wedding would be featured on SoCuteItsSick.com, and every cat who’s ever posed in any cuteness meme ever will be green with envy [and jobless].
Justin Timberlake & Harry Shum, Jr.
Dancing down the aisle, dancing into their new house, dancing around the hospital bed of their child’s surrogate mother…
Nicki Minaj & Katy Perry
The two most heteroflexible ladies in the industry, releasing one wildly catchy pop song after the other, doubling every hipster’s Guilty Pleasure Playlist.
Anderson Cooper & Rachel Maddow
This still counts. BAMF gay anchor + BAMF gay anchor = special nightly reports in every fan-gay’s pants.
Naya Rivera & Vickie Toro
I’ll just leave this here. Naya.]