The Best Ways to Celebrate November 11, 2011!
Source: Dweebist.com
The Wisher
At 11:11 on 11/11/11, your chances of wish fulfillment are so high, it’s theoretically impossible for a wish not to come true. Hint: don’t waste your wish on money or fame, as they tend to backfire. Bernie Madoff and Lindsay Lohan are prime examples of this phenomenon.
The Loner
Listen to Three Dog Night’s smash hit, “One Is the Loneliest Number,” 11 times! The other option is to see Adam Sandler’s new film Jack and Jill and come up with 11 reasons why you wasted 11 bucks.
The Cosplay
Dress up as an 11-year-old and do 11-year-old things including, but not limited to: cleansing your room of embarrassing childhood mementos; playing an instrument badly; and/or writing journal entries you’ll look back on later and LOL about.
The College Student/Unemployed
In college or unemployed? Simple! Get drunk at 11:11:11 a.m. If you tend to sleep in until noon, no worries! You can just get drunk at 11:11:11 p.m.! But if you sleep through both of these times, then congratulations, you fail at life.
Source: TimelessWithJill.com
Find 11 traits that reflect your inner beauty. If you’re having trouble with this task, then this method is for you! So you’re genetically gifted heightwise and have that starving model look going on? Find a friend of equal proportions, walk around together claiming to be the number 11, and don’t forget to write about it in a status update as a way to bring purpose to your life!
The Hypersexual
If you’re a woman: in one minute intervals, set aside 11 minutes to think sexual thoughts about each Ocean’s Eleven character. Do not cheat and give more time to Brad Pitt or George Clooney, leaving Eliot Gould only 10 seconds, as this violates sacred 11/11/11 observance laws. And if you’re a guy, just masturbate 11 times like you usually do and call it a night.
