Since Betty White Otter is brightening up Long Beach, CA with her sassy attitude, we wondered: What else could be improved by the existence of this Betty White/semi-aquatic fish-eating mammal hybrid?
To answer this question, we released Betty White Otter on Hollywood and found that even movies and television benefited from her glorious existence.
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger’s patronus adds another benefit to its arsenal: showering her caster with questionable love advice whenever Ron Weasley proves himself a twit. And warding off dementors with her sass.
Doctor Who
Remember the time Betty White Otter single-handedly defeated the Weeping Angels?
Sherlock
Watch out, Watson. You’re about to get replaced by a super-sleuthing Betty White Otter.
Mad Men
Poor Sally. That imaginary friend of yours won’t win you any favors with your therapist and mom.
Star Wars
Putting Jar Jar Binks out of a job. Rightly.
The Hunger Games
Betty White Otter provides Katniss with much needed moral support. Notice how Katniss does not hunt a single otter during the entire trilogy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Betty White Otter takes over as mentor for Giles while he’s busy filming the pilot for Ripper.
X-Files
Trust No One. Not even Betty White Otter.
Mean Girls
Watch out, Regina George! There’s a new queen B**** in town! And she’s on the Twitter. And the Facebook.
Arrested Development
Luckily for you, Tobias Fünke, Betty White Otter has zero qualms about leather daddies. And gays.
Game of Thrones
On the run, Bran? Let Betty White Otter do what she does best: make everyone slightly uncomfortable with sugar-coated raunch. This trip just got way more fun.
Glee
Coach Sue Sylvester’s got a new foe in town: whose collection of snazzy sweatsuits will win out? And, of course, Glee couldn’t pass up the opportunity to bring on yet another token outsider!
Battlestar Galactica
Guess who the final Cylon really is?! Hint: It’s Betty White Otter.
Twilight
If only Bella had taken Betty White Otter’s advice to get out of the car and stay away from that damn sparkly vampire.
