Be My Missed Connection
Love in an elevator – w4m – (Century City)
I was too shy to say hello, but I’m afraid I missed my 1 chance @ love. Reply to this and tell me where u got off so I know it’s u if ur interested. 
Jon at S Tower coffee shop 2:35 pm – w4m – (Century City)
U ordered a grande americano and bought a banana. U must really like bananas lol. I was behind the counter and had to fight that b*Tch Sara to make ur drink. U said ur name was Jon. I hope I spelled it right. I wrote my number on ur cup but now I remember I forgot to pay my bill so my phone won’t work. I hope u see this so u don’t think I don’t want to talk.
For Jon S tower parking garage 6:20 pm – w4m – (Century City)
Well I finally got my phone turned on but I dont have any msgs from u. I hoped u would come into my work again but its been 3 days so I thought I would try 2 find u. I made friends with the valet guy Hector and promised he culd see my boobs if he let me leave a note in ur car. I don’t really know if it was ur car or not if maybe Hector was lying. Anyway I hope u see this and come back 2 visit me at work or give me a call.
For Jon who works at S Tower NOT HECTOR – w4m – (Century City)
Jon I need to talk to u. I lost my job at the coffee shop because that slut Sara said I tried to cut her but that doesn’t mean we can’t see each other. I wanted 2 tell u I had to change my phone number because Hector keeps calling. He’s like stalking me. But anyway I saw u coming out of the building and I followed ur car to the gas station. When u went in to pay I was going to talk 2 u but then I got nervous and started cleaning ur windows. U were so nice to give me a dollar but it’s ur love I want. Reply to this with what I was wearing so I know it’s u and we can talk.
Jon from S Tower now at (abandoned) warehouse – w4m – (near LAX)
Oh my god Jon why r u doing this to me? Don’t u know I only have love 4 u? U r acting crazy. First I saw u at ur house with that woman. I guess she’s ur sister but then u kissed her not like family. That is some sick sh*t! But I can’t deny we have this connection so I knew u wanted me to come inside and take u in the night away from her with a bag over ur head. I hope I did everything u wanted. U r into some kinky sh^T! Like bondage when u wanted me to tie u up and leave u with a gag in ur mouth. Lol I hope u can reach the banana I left u. If u get this on ur blackberry text me.
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