Are You There, God? It’s Me, Sally Draper.

What with the Great Sleepover Debacle of Season 4, the Ballroom of Terror incident, and so many other awkward, a-typical coming-of-age events in Mad Men, it’s no wonder young Sally Draper’s seeing a therapist. 

It really makes you wonder if Don’s daughter would’ve made for a way more interesting protagonist in the Judy Blume, tween-requisite Are You There, God? It’s Me Margaret. Though, admittedly, probably all the more scarring, too.

What would Sally’s letters to God look like?

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Vickie Toro

Hi, friend! I’m Vickie Toro. I’m the lesbian in Lesbros, the creator and one of the writers of BAMF Girls Club, and the Frumpy Girl who commiserates with your Style Ineptness. I’m a Potterhead, water-dancer, and overall TV junky. Also sports movies make me cry.

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