A Porn Shop Owner Writes Poetry: Williams & Silverstein


By Maven Sultry
 

“Voyeur in There”1

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There’s a voyeur there

In the exhibitionists’ lair.

He likes it ‘cause it’s OK to stare.

With his eyes on their thighs

And smiles on their faces

So happy to be watched

In their sexy embraces.

And he’ll let out a shriek

If you look in to peek.

‘Cause it gives him a scare

If he knows that you’re there

That self-conscious voyeur

In the exhibitionists’ lair.

“The Red Dildo”2

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so much depends

upon

a red

dildo

covered in plastic

wrap

beside the pink

strap-ons.


 

1. Bear In There by Shel Silverstein

2. The Red Wheelbarrow, by William Carlos Williams  


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Kristen Bobst is a grade-A comedy writer, an unstoppable sock puppeteer, and the world's foremost whimsy aficionado. She certainly believes the meaning of life really is 42; and right now Kristen is really into The Carrie Diaries. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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3 comments

  1. Kristen Bobst

    Thanks guys! It brings me much joy to hear that people like my porno poems as much as I enjoy writing them!

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