9 Reasons Why Bras Ruin Everything

Bras were clearly invented to end humanity. Here are a few reasons why bras ruin everything.

1. Bras come between even the best of friends.

bras ruin everything

2. Because bras create unrealistic expectations.

3-funny-memes-sports-bra-and-make-up

And tend to confuse boys more than the plot of Inception.

jenna-marbles-meme-generator-a-bra-in-a-bra-in-a-bra-braception-83a2ae

3. Because sports bras are particularly vicious.

Evil Sports Bra

4. Babies see a bra and they treat you like their own personal cow.

drunk-baby-open-a-bra

5. Because algebra is a better use of state funds.

le18f7

6. And the struggle is real for boys.

bra_o_212523

As if they needed to be any more confused.

Cool-Original-Bra-For-Gamer-Boyfriends-Cute-Picture

7. Because there will come a time where you must curse your underwire’s sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

bras ruin everything

8. As usual, your dog has your best interest at heart…

db7925e60806f5f2459b0ffecb5a76d6b5c8bfbb5e0bd123ea8d1e4f4beb6fcc

…While your cat is all about self-interest.

Funny-cat-cuddling-a-bra

Your bra is just the latest battleground in a long war between cats and dogs.  Congratulations.

9. Because your boobs don’t want to be incarcerated.  They just don’t.

50e9ce2411c37

So take off that bra…

4205c2721382cc3725f87da9ab149203c707d6e76277432310146ff687747011

And pour yourself a drink.  You deserve it, girl.

***

Love Bras Ruin Everything?

Maybe you’ll also enjoy What Your Favorite Brunch Item Says About You!

Share This

About the author

Comediva makes and shares fiercely funny female-driven comedy. Join the movement!

View all articles by Comediva

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *