9 Reasons Why Bras Ruin Everything

Bras were clearly invented to end humanity. Here are a few reasons why bras ruin everything.

1. Bras come between even the best of friends.

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2. Because bras create unrealistic expectations.

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And tend to confuse boys more than the plot of Inception.

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3. Because sports bras are particularly vicious.

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4. Babies see a bra and they treat you like their own personal cow.

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5. Because algebra is a better use of state funds.

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6. And the struggle is real for boys.

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As if they needed to be any more confused.

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7. Because there will come a time where you must curse your underwire’s sudden yet inevitable betrayal.

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8. As usual, your dog has your best interest at heart…

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…While your cat is all about self-interest.

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Your bra is just the latest battleground in a long war between cats and dogs.  Congratulations.

9. Because your boobs don’t want to be incarcerated.  They just don’t.

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So take off that bra…

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And pour yourself a drink.  You deserve it, girl.

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