8 Awesome Things You Can Do with CAPTCHA Words

We’re all familiar with that little red box on websites that asks us to copy those annoying, squiggly words in order to prove that we’re human and not a robots. But did you know that those random, nonsense words can be used for something more than just aggravating the crap out of you?

Here are 8 awesome things you didn’t know you could do with CAPTCHA words:

1.  You can write a really deep Haiku.  Here’s one I made:

ernmeng Kagero

littenta Minist roveent

noutont ofyine are

Woah. Right?

2.  You can try sneaking into a U.N. meeting and sitting at the table with a nameplate that reads: CAPTONIA.  Speak in CAPTCHA words until everyone grows confused.  Use a fake accent and request a “Captchan” translator.  When they say that no one speaks “Captchan,” storm out of the room shouting:  “Calvings tinieri Green ictire the monov EPILOGUE!”

3.  When your child’s misbehaving, simply have him stare at CAPTCHA words all day until he can figure out what the hell they say.  When your child insists it’s nearly impossible to make out the super narrow, wavy letters tell him to shut up and keep at it until he can prove he’s not a cyborg.

4.  Use CAPTCHA words as a soothing mantra during meditation:

Sit down in a comfortable chair.  Straighten your spine.  Pay attention to your breathing.  Then breathe in and out.  In and out.  In and out.  Relax.  Then repeat the