Looking for love in all the wrong places can sometimes work out okay! Take a closer look at these famous monsters of the silver screen, and you’ll come to realize that one person’s terrifying nightmare can be your happily ever after!
1. Frankenstein’s Monster
Tall, dead and handsome, Frank’s the strong-and-silent type. He’ll do anything for his bride, and his neck bolts mean always having charging options for your cell phone and other devices available at your finger tips! Plus: Chicks dig scars!
From reciting macabre poetry to damning souls to ever-lasting torment together, Pinhead’s every emo girl’s dream! Also, you know how annoying it is when you can’t find a pin? Never again!
3. The Wolfman
Hey, who doesn’t want to snuggle up to a warm, furry friend each night? He’s good for home security, plus, he’s totally sympathetic about your monthly issues! Sure, shedding sucks, but everyone always says they want a wild animal in the sack, right?
4. The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Though he may not be much to look at, he’s a true romantic! And don’t forget about that lakefront property! Plus, fish-food’s a steal, so you’ll save tons on groceries!
5. A Ghost
Never having to wait for the bathroom is pretty sweet! And, Patrick Swayze. ‘Nuff said.
Even though he’s a cannibalistic, sexually-confused, murderous psychopath, family is really important to him! He’s really handy with needle-and-thread, and won’t it be nice to exchange fashion tips?
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