Ciao earthlings. My name is Karma and I am…Karma. I’m here on Earth and I’m feelin’ randy. They have a strict “No Spiritual Laws” clause at match.com so I made this list in case you think you might know of a good match for me. The following are deal breakers.
1. He must believe in me. That’s kind of a no brainer. If you don’t believe in Karma and I AM Karma. Then you’re screwed. Or, not screwed, as the case may be.
2. He must be able to whistle through his nose. I think it’s funny.
3. He must know the difference between “there” and “their” and use it in a sentence. But only when called upon.
4. He must think I’m hilarious when I’m intentionally being hilarious and very deep when I’m intentionally being very deep and never the other way around.
5. He must make Stracciatella Gelato from scratch. I am passionate about Gelato.
Thanks and I look forward to sleeping with some of you very soon.
Love & Good Karma,