5 Celebrities Who Could’ve Stopped the Government Shutdown

I’ve watched a lot of movies and I’ve seen the things celebrities are capable of, OK?

Tom Cruise can run for two hours and never get tired.  Arnold Schwarzenegger is part robot.  Oprah can fit anything under the seat of a chair. So, it should come as no surprise that these 5 celebrities could have stopped the government shutdown, if they’d wanted to.

Michael Cera

Michael Cera

Guys, nobody can fight in front of Michael Cera, not even politicians. Mostly because it makes him cry, but also because it makes him cry.

Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock Pointing Her Fingers

Because I wholeheartedly believe Sandra Bullock can do anything.

3 Totally Legit Reasons I Believe Sandra Bullock Can Do Anything:

·      She has driven a bus through Los Angeles and never let it drop below 55mph.  I’ve been in L.A. two months and haven’t gotten over 40.

·      She once adopted a large black man, and then made him really good at football.

·      TIE:  She was a runner-up for Miss America / She’s a witch.

Will Smith

Will Smith

BECAUSE HE’S DONE IT BEFORE. Or have we all forgotten why we’ve even been able to celebrate Independence Day every year since 1996?

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel twin

Because in real life, Vin Diesel has a twin. Now, I’m not saying his twin is evil…but I’m also not not saying his twin is evil. #TwinDiesel

Bea Arthur

Bea Arthur

People will do almost anything for good cheesecake. #gonetoosoon

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Hi, I’m Gina Scott! I am a North Carolina native, but have recently been transplanted to Los Angeles to intern for the amazing Comediva. I still have all of my Spice Girl dolls in their boxes and Geri’s leaving will always be a sensitive subject. I love French fries and Tom Cruise but not necessarily in that order, and I base all my relationships in life on the other person’s knowledge of FRIENDS episodes. Follow me on the twitter dot com: @the_apologetic (disclaimer: this is my second twitter account. The first was deactivated promptly after the Backstreet Boys followed me because, really, where was I going to go from there?) Read more from me at: isthisthereallifeee.tumblr.com

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