Follow these instructions and you won’t Britta anything up.
Do supply kettle corn.
Don’t spell kettle corn with a “qu.”
Don’t supply tropical skittles and mouth wash.
Don’t serve food from an army surplus store.
Don’t order pizza.
Do encourage pot luck.
Don’t encourage baking.
Do encourage costumes.
Do encourage non-sexy costumes.
Do encourage sexy costumes.
Do encourage couple’s costumes.
Do encourage gender-bending costumes.
Don’t encourage Sexy Draculas.
Do play ABBA.
Don’t play anything from the Glee soundtrack.
Do play “Roxanne” by Sting.
Don’t play anything by Eartha Kitt.
Don’t get your party favors from Willie’s 100% Authentic Treasures on ebay.
Do offer karaoke.
Do play Dungeons and Dragons.
Do encourage dancing.
Do build a pillow fort.
And of course, do pretend it’s October 19th.