What’s a Potter-loving nerd to do when she encounters a malevolent muggle or wand-wielding wizard who doesn’t appreciate geekery? Insult them, of course!
We’ve compiled a list of 15 killer comebacks — chock-full of Harry Potter lexicon — that will destroy those despicable Dursleys and merciless Malfoys. Accio Harry Potter Insults!
1. I wish Protego could shield me from your ugliness.
2. Here’s some floo powder, be sure to speak unintelligibly.
3. You keep talking, but all I hear is Moaning Myrtle.
4. I’d like to turn all your belongings into Portkeys.
5. You’re about as smart as Dudley is skinny.
6. I’d say that I like you, but I shall not tell lies.
7. Leave before I do something that allows me to see a Thestral.
8. You suck the life out of a party like a Dementor sucks the soul out of a mouth.